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Today, it was just reported that the City of Ottawa has confiscated and condemned the Parliament Buildings. Just after dawn, health inspectors, police officers, and property assessors have closed down the historic buildings.

When asked for an explanation of this turn of events, a city spokesperson gave three explanations: “Due to all the mudslinging going on in there, the walls, floors, and ceilings are now so covered with gunk that it is a health hazard. Furthermore, the large amount of hot air constantly circulating inside is starting to weaken structural elements, making it dangerous to be inside the building. Lastly, due to the constant prorogations of Parliament, the Buildings have been declared abandoned by their previous residents.”

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