Dear Men's Rights Activists,
This is the funniest thing I have ever read on Twitter. To be honest I couldn't say which is funnier: you, or the people taking the piss out of you.
It's adorable that you think you're oppressed, it really is. Women and non-Caucasian people and queer people spent most of human history being denied the right to vote, the right to own property, the right to get married, the right to control their own bodies, the right to an education, and the right to freedom of expression, among other things.